The Righteous Pride Sandwich
A Hauntingly Bold Creation of Forbidden Magic In this LGBTQIA+ delight
Born from the depths of an enchanted kitchen, this is no ordinary sandwich—it’s a bewitching blend of smoky bacon, sun-ripened tomatoes, crisp greens, and a sinisterly smooth guacamole aioli. Bound by eerie herbs and a whisper of ghostly spice, every bite awakens the spirits of flavor and dares you to embrace your most authentic self. Every bite is a tribute to bold flavors, individuality, and the beauty of diversity. Because food, like love, should never be bland.
Ingredients from the Haunted Pantry
Magical Ingredients
-
2 slices of multigrain bread – ancient and hearty, forged with hidden power
-
3 slices of crispy bacon – smoky and darkly indulgent, sizzling with untamed energy
-
2 thick slices of blood-red tomato – juicy and pulsing with lifeblood
-
2 leaves of crispy lettuce – crisp, fresh, and full of forbidden vitality
-
2 tablespoons of guacamole aioli – rich, velvety, and eerily addictive
-
¼ cup crumbled queso fresco – ghostly white and decadently haunting
-
¼ teaspoon dried Italian oregano – an herb of ancient spells and whispered secrets
-
¼ teaspoon dried ancho chili powder – smoky with a sinister heat, awakening the taste buds like an incantation
-
Salt and pepper to taste – the final balance between light and darkness
The Ritual of Creation
Enchanted Method
Summon the Ingredients
-
Toast the slices of multigrain bread until they take on a golden glow.
-
Cook the bacon in your chosen skillet over medium heat until it crackles and crisps. Set aside on a paper towel, allowing the excess spirits—I mean grease—to drain. If making multiple sandwiches for the chosen family, baking the bacon is always the best practice.
-
In a small bowl, blend guacamole with aioli (store bought mayo will work too), stirring until it forms a smooth, almost hypnotic spread.
Conjure the Layers
-
Spread a thick layer of guacamole aioli across both slices of toasted bread, to bind the flavors together like an ancient spell.
-
Place the lettuce first, ensuring a foundation strong enough to hold the magic within.
-
Lay down the tomato slices, their juices seeping into the bread like a sacrificial offering. Don’t forget to salt and pepper them/they. Add that spice.
-
Add the bacon, each crisp bite crackling like the embers of a long-forgotten fire.
-
Sprinkle queso fresco crumbles over the top, a final touch of spectral indulgence.
-
Dust with dried oregano, ancho chili powder—each seasoning unlocking layers of hidden power.
Seal the Curse
-
Place the final slice of toasted bread on top, pressing gently as if sealing an enchanted tome.
-
Slice the sandwich in half, revealing its hauntingly beautiful layers, daring you to take a bite.
This is no ordinary meal—it is a sandwich crafted from the depths of the unknown, woven with boldness, mystery, and the dark magic of flavor. Eat wisely, for once you taste its power, you may never crave an ordinary sandwich again.